My Thoughts On Being Who You Are

By David G. Firestone

I just want to say that I HATE cleaning! I really, really hate cleaning. I say this as a 34 year old male who lives, at the moment, by himself. I’m the classic bachelor, who just leaves dirty dishes in the sink, until he runs out of clean plates and silverware, and then does the dishes. I do laundry once a week, and that’s only clothes. I couldn’t tell you when the last time I vacuumed my office. The point is, I hate cleaning.

As much as I hate cleaning, I like clean surroundings. I like my office and house clean. I’m really organized. I don’t really go anywhere most of the time, except to my real job. So I have plenty of time to clean. I just hate to do it.

I was thinking about some of my idiosyncrasies as a person, and I’m realizing that we all have things about us that seem odd to other people. Take some of my examples:

-I HATE peaches and raspberries, and will go out of my way not to eat them.

-Since age 16, I have had some kind of facial hair, to the point, I feel insecure without it.

-I take fiendish pride in the fact that I haven’t flown on a plane or had a cup of coffee in over 10 years.

-I sleep on a couch, not a fold out one.

-On my desk, there are two stacks of poker chips. One is 15 chips high, 3 of five different colors, red, green, grey, blue, and black in that order. The small white lines on them align at all times. The other is 13 chips high, three different colors in no order, and I will occasionally pick them up while watching TV.

-I use 4 different body sprays over the course of a week.

-I enjoy video taping rainstorms…I don’t know why.

-Under no circumstances will I ever go to a theme park anymore.

-I have tied a tie on my own 3 times in my life.

-I always have at least one poker chip on me at all times.

-I HATE politics, and go out of my way not to get involved.

-Closed businesses that have illuminated Open signs annoy me to no end.

-I will not have tomato sauce on pasta.

I have no problem admitting any of this publicly, because I am comfortable with who I am. Bullies can only win if you let them, and I don’t let them. Be who you are, and don’t be ashamed.

My Thoughts on 2016

By David G. Firestone

I think that we can all agree that vacations rule…and it sucks when they end. Well, I have come to the end of my winter sabbatical. Well, it’s 2016, the holiday season is over, and I’ve got back into the grind. I’m coming back to The Driver Suit Blog with a slightly new setup. I’ve moved the videos to Mondays, which will start in March. The other major change will be Throwback Thursdays are coming back.

Videos will be on Monday, because I NEVER post articles on Monday, and at least there will be something. I’ve got a great set of videos ready for 2016. They cover a lot of items, many I have already talked about, some I haven’t. I’m looking forward to them, and I like the way they turned out.

I’m also proud to announce that Throwback Thursday has returned! I’ve decided that I wanted to do something, and I thought that I should use the way I grade paint schemes. So, starting this Thursday, I will feature a vintage car design and describe what I like and don’t like about the paint scheme in question. I will also discuss design aspects of the car I notice. I’ve done a number of them already, and I like what they come out.

The Tracker will still be on Wednesday, the Friday Feature will stay as is, and the Grades will still be on Saturday. The only day that will be free will be Sunday, because I want my readers to watch the races, rather than read my blog. I’ve got six days worth of stuff every week. I’m really excited for 2016.

I’m also implementing a new rule for comments. From here on out, I would prefer that if you comment, please use a real name. I HATE people who make up fake names to comment on web pages. Look at everything I’ve done on The Driver Suit Blog. Everything I have done, the first line of text has always been “By David G. Firestone.” If you only want to use a first name, I have no problem with that, but I reserve the right to deny a comment if it’s an obviously fake name. I don’t care if you disagree with me, just own up to it.

I’m really looking forward to 2016, it’s gonna be a great year, I have a lot of things planned. Stay Tuned!

My Thoughts On Toyota’s 2015 Racing Season

By David G. Firestone

Last year, I wrote a My Thoughts On where I ripped Toyota for their lackluster performance in NASCAR. Well, what a difference a year makes. While 2014 was a year Toyota would rather forget in NASCAR, 2015 is a year they will treasure. Kyle Busch and Erik Jones won championships in The Sprint Cup and Camping World Trucks respectively. Add their NHRA accomplishments to the mix, and Toyota has become a true competitor in the big leagues of American auto racing.

Let’s look at Toyota’s 2014 stats, starting with the Sprint Cup. I’m going to add the Sprint Unlimited, Budweiser Duels and All-Star Races into the mix as part of my point. Speedweeks started quite well for Toyota, with Denny Hamlin winning the Sprint Unlimited, and his Duel race, with Matt Kenseth winning his Duel race. Toyota had a good showing in the Daytona 500, but Dale Earnhardt Jr. won the race itself. After that, it seemed with the driver lineup they had, Toyota would have a strong season, after winning three of the four events at Speedweeks. With Kyle Busch winning the Auto Club 500 in March, and Denny Hamlin winning the Aaron’s 499 in May, it would seem that Toyota would have a decent season.

Sadly, Toyota didn’t win another points race for the rest of the season. Clint Bowyer would with the Sprint Showdown, but Toyota would not find victory lane for the rest of the season. In total, Toyota won 6 of 40 events in 2014, their Chase grid had only 3 drivers, Denny Hamlin, Kyle Busch and Matt Kenseth, who raced in through points. Somehow Denny Hamlin was still alive at Homestead, but was a non-factor, finishing 7th.

They fared a little better, in the Xfinity Series, with 8 wins in 33 races. Toyota was even more of a non-factor in the championship. The Truck Series is their shining star, with 18 wins in 22 races, and Matt Crafton winning the championship. The Truck Series success is impressive, but their lackluster performances in the top two NASCAR National Series is nothing to celebrate.

Looking at their NHRA stats for 2014, it’s actually impressive. Toyota teams were very impressive in Top Fuel, winning 16 of 24 events. But because JR Todd couldn’t step up, Tony Schumacher would win the championship. Funny Car was even worse, with Toyota winning 5 races, and the three Countdown drivers, Alexis DeJoria, Del Worsham, and Cruz Pedregon didn’t even crack the top 5 in points.

That was not a memorable year for Toyota, but one year later…

In the Sprint Cup Series, Toyota won 17 of 40 events, counting the Unlimited, Duels, All-Star Showdown, and All-Star Race. They also won The Coca Cola 600, The Brickyard 400, and the Ford Eco-Boost 400, which was won by Kyle Busch, which won him the championship. The Xfinity Series was a mixed bag. While Toyota won 11 of the 33 races, they were a non-factor in the championship. The Truck Series was theirs to shine, winning 14 of 23 races, and Erik Jones winning the championship.

2015 was a great year in the NHRA. Toyota continued their winning ways in the NHRA, winning 17 of 24 events. Antron Brown, devoted Toyota driver, stepped up in the Countdown, and won the Top Fuel championship. Funny Car was a great year as well. Toyota only won 4 races in 2015 in Funny Car, BUT all four of those races were won by Del Worsham, and all four were in the Countdown. His race against Jack Beckman was the best in this respect because that race eliminated Beckman from championship contention and secured Toyota’s fourth championship in 5 series in 2015.

Long story short, a year really does make a difference. I slammed Toyota last year, because their performance was lackluster at best. This year, I can’t say anything bad about Toyota’s racing program, and I look forward to 2016.

On another note, I’m proud to say that The Driver Suit Blog is up to 60,000 views! I love doing this blog, and I’m thrilled to reach 60,000! Thank you all!

My Thoughts on Why I Won’t Run For President

By David G. Firestone

Imagine you are an investor, and I come to you with a proposition. I have a company that I want you to invest in. It will cost $300,000,000 to start, and will bring in $400,000 a year. I ask you if you want to invest in my company. What would you say to that? Of course you at least would say no, add in a few profanities, and probably kick me in the groin for asking such a dumb question. It’s an investment that makes no sense to anyone…except people running for President of The United States.

In every Presidential election in my lifetime, the lead candidates have spent hundreds of millions of dollars trying to get a job that guarantees $400,000 a year, over the course of 4 years, for a total of $1,600,000. While most of the money comes from independent donors, the fact is that the amount of money spent trying to win the Presidency is obscene.

This is just one of the reasons why you or I will never run for President. The majority of Americans do not have the financial resources to make a serious run for office. But would we want to run for office? While we might say we do, we really don’t. The majority of us couldn’t handle the demands and restriction that being the President brings us.

Imagine if you accepted a job where you were on duty 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year, were you can’t get off duty, even to go on vacation, and can’t go anywhere without extensive planning and security. Now imagine as a part of this job, you will have at least half the country hating you, many people want to kill you, and the majority of coworkers you have to deal with don’t trust you. You also have to accept blame for a lot of stuff that isn’t your fault. On top of all that, the media is watching everything, and I mean EVERYTHING you are doing, looking up your past, interviewing your friends, family, former coworkers, former classmates to find some dirt on you. Now, taking all of that into consideration, would you take the job?

Most of us wouldn’t because it would be too much. For the candidates however, these restrictions aren’t too much. They have worked their whole lives since they were children to become President. They have spent their whole lives becoming politicians, and are able to handle the restrictions. They have the mental toughness to handle the criticisms thrown at them. The have spent their whole careers being on call 24/7/365.

While we give politicians a lot of shit, the majority of us don’t have the skills, resources, and coping mechanisms to handle it. I won’t run for office, and I don’t think many of you should either

My Thoughts on Reinventing and Reinstalling

By David G. Firestone

I’d like to discuss something that has been irritating me for a while. I ate at Shake Shack last week, since one opened up at Old Orchard Mall, which is near my house. The food was good, not great, I’ll give it a B. The reason I went was because people who I know were talking about it and raving about it, but one of them used a term that is being used a lot in this day in age. She said “Shake Shack is going to reinvent the fast food industry!”

Could we PLEASE stop using “X is going to reinvent X” as a statement? First off, whatever the new product is probably won’t, and second, it just sounds pretentious. I hate to break it to you, but Shake Shack is NOT going to reinvent fast food. The simple fact is that if you look at their menu, it’s hamburgers, hot dogs, frozen custard, milkshakes, and ice cream. I will give credit that the Portobello Mushroom burger is an original idea that does work well. Instead of beef, it’s a Portobello mushroom with lettuce, muenster cheese, and cheddar cheese. Other than that, there is nothing very revolutionary about their menu.

If you want two restaurants that legitimately reinvented the fast food industry, I would suggest Taco Bell and KFC. Both of them very legitimately changed because they carved out niche markets in the fast food industry that hadn’t existed prior to their arrival. Harland Sanders developed the now famous recipe, and cooking techniques for Kentucky Fried Chicken. He franchised the restaurant, was their mouthpiece and mascot, and introduced fast food fried chicken on a national scale. Prior to KFC, fast food was mainly burgers and fries.

Taco Bell was introduced by Glen Bell, who saw that Tex-Mex food was a big hit in California. He started with the Taco Bell concept, and it proved to be a great move. Tex-Mex food instantly became a hit, and it has since become a staple of fast food. Taco Bell, love it or hate it, created the Tex-Mex sector of the fast food market.

My point is that these two companies, Taco Bell, and KFC reinvented fast food. They each found a brand new niche in the fast food market. While Shake Shack does have decent food, only one of their concepts is a new concept, and the majority of their product line is tried and true fast food, but with better quality and different cooking standards. They aren’t reinventing anything, SO STOP SAYING THEY ARE!

Moving on from that, I want to discuss something else. So last week…I had to reinstall Windows on my laptop. Ugh! What an experience! The reinstall itself went quite well, but I had to reinstall ALL of my programs. I also was locked out of my WordPress account, so I couldn’t edit anything for two days. After that was done, I updated to Windows 10. I expected the upgrade to be a disaster, but it actually works well, and I have my laptop back now!

Not being able to edit or update for a few days turned out to be a great thing, as it gave me some time to decompress. I love doing The Driver Suit Blog, but there are some weeks where I have more work than hours available. So I’ve decided to make a few command decisions. I don’t like burning myself out every week.

The first decision is that, effective immediately, Throwback Thursday has been shelved. This is a slight time saver, but at this point, any little bit matters.

Second, I reserve the right to not do a My Thoughts On, or Paint Scheme Grades if time does not permit me to. This won’t happen to often, but there are times I have too much on my plate.

Third, I will always have a Friday Feature post, but I reserve the right to go off topic, meaning a non-auto racing post. This will happen in the event I’m not able to finish an auto racing-related post in time. I will have one or two things ready to go in any individual moment. They will be interesting, I promise!

I understand that this is an auto racing blog, but I want a healthy mix in life. I blog about this all the time, but I’m not solely focused on auto racing in my life. I have a healthy mix of things in life. Again, this won’t happen very often, but circumstances will dictate when it does.

My Thoughts on Sports Talk Radio

By David G. Firestone

I hate sports talk radio! I will scream that from the mountain tops! I hate sports talk radio! I follow racing, I watch racing every chance I get, but I’m not as obsessed as these callers who listen to sports talk radio!

I live in the Chicago area, we have a number of different sports talk stations, and they all equally suck. The two big stories today were the Cubs playoffs, and the Tejada injury. That’s all anyone was talking about in Chicago! The Bears won their second game, The Bulls are playing, but that didn’t get the airtime that the Cubs and Tejada are getting!

I rarely listen to the radio, but I was working on scanning stuff on Monday, and decided to turn on the radio. I regretted my decision, because I had to choose between pop music, talk radio, or sports talk radio. I setted for what I thought was the least horrible option, but listening to that crap just wore me out!

I will never listen to sports talk again!

My Thoughts on Fantasy Sports and Politics

By David G. Firestone

I don’t normally watch the NFL, but I’ve been catching games when I can. I’ve been seeing commercials for Draft Kings and FanDeul. I don’t play fantasy sports at all, but apparently, Draft Kings has a deal with NASCAR for fantasy racing. Well, this deal might be for naught because there are members of Congress who are pushing for an investigation into the legalities of these fantasy sports sites.

Why can’t we just watch sports anymore? Why do we have to have fantasy sports? Why in the world do we have to have people who obsessively watch, following every single possible stat, hoping to beat a group of their friends and coworkers for no real reason at all? I watch racing, but I don’t follow starts. I visit Racing Reference for many articles, and I quote stats, but stats don’t interest me. If I were playing fantasy sports, I wouldn’t be able to enjoy the race.

I’ve been wondering if these sites are legal for a while. According to the Unlawful Internet Gambling Enforcement Act of 2006 (UIGEA), fantasy sports are exempt from the internet gambling ban, provided that the number of participants doesn’t affect the prize. However, it would appear that some sites that work with “daily fantasy sports” are doing just that. I’m frankly sick of fantasy sports, these websites, and I hope they go away soon!

I bring this up because we are in a major election cycle. I loop election cycles into two groups, major and minor. A major election cycle will involve a Presidential election, and a minor cycle will not. So until November of next year, we will have to put up will election ads, debates, campaign signs, and all the other bullshit that comes with an election. Well you won’t have to put up with it here. I will not willingly run election ads or endorsements. WordPress might run ads, but those will be going away soon, I promise!

The Driver Suit Blog is not a place for politics, but a place for racing. No politics will happen here!

My Thoughts On Upcoming Racing Retirements

By David G. Firestone

The date was November 15, 1992. I was 10 years old at the time. Superman had just died. Windsor Castle is on fire. In Atlanta, Georgia The Hooters 500 was held. Going into that race, Davey Allison, Bill Elliot, Alan Kulwiki, Harry Gant, Kyle Petty, and Mark Martin all had a shot to win the championship. Richard Petty was starting his final race in his legendary career. But the one thing that went almost unnoticed was that a young driver, who had won three Busch Grand National Series races earlier that year was making his first NASCAR start.

22 years, 10 months, 15 days, and 789 consecutive starts later, Jeff Gordon went from fresh-faced rookie to 4 time champion, 3 time Daytona 500 winner, 5 time Brickyard 400 winner, and has won just about everything a Sprint Cup driver can win. In 8 weeks, his famed career will come to and end…for now at least. I don’t think he’ll stay retired for long. He will get back into the car at some point.

Jeff Gordon in his prime was one of the least-liked drivers in NASCAR. A young, handsome kid from California racing in a traditionally southern sport wasn’t immediately liked. However, even if you hate him, it’s impossible to argue with what he did on the track. He is third on the all-time wins list with 92, a place that won’t soon be broken.

It truly feels like the end of an era. Jeff Gordon was the new face of NASCAR when he debuted, and now, he is hanging up the driver suit and helmet, for a wool suit and a microphone, when he joins FOX Sports next year. That famous #24, which never had a win before Jeff got in will be in good hands, specifically those of Chase Elliott. The torch is being passed yet again.

On behalf of all racing fans, I send a thank you to Jeff Gordon. We cheered you, we booed you, and we will miss you at the races.

Then we have a second swan song season in two years, this one is for Tony Stewart, who has announced that 2016 will be his last full season. Stewart, a three time champion hasn’t had the same legacy as Gordon, with injuries and controversies surrounding his career. While he only has 48 wins in the Sprint Cup, he also has 11 wins in the Xfinity Series, and 2 Truck Series wins. He is also a Indy Racing League Champion as well.

These decisions are not easy for drivers, as they love what they do. But easy decisions, and right decisions aren’t always the same. Drivers will often return to racing in some form, as they do miss being in the car. I hope that they have great retirements and great lives!

My Thoughts on 2016

By David G. Firestone

Last weekend, I decided to take some time off for myself. I was run down and tired. Writing The Driver Suit Blog, working on videos, and working my regular job is tiring and frustrating, and I needed a break. I moved the grades to last Saturday, and decided to skip My Thoughts On until today. There are not enough hours in a week sometimes to get all the work done, and work at my regular job.

The Chase and The Countdown has started, for those who made it in, the focus is on the rest of the year. For those who didn’t make it in, the focus is now on 2016. While I will be working on the rest of 2016, I have made some decisions for 2016, and right now I will share some with you.

*The first part is that I will not be making any major changes to the format. I’m going to do My Thoughts On on Tuesdays, Paint Scheme Tracker on Wednesdays, Throwback Thursday on Thursdays, the Friday Feature on Fridays, and Paint Scheme Grades on Saturday. The one change I’m going to do is to move Introduction to Sports Memorabilia to Mondays.

*On the subject of Introduction to Sports Memorabilia, I can say that there will be a 15th and a 16th season. I’m also changing Introduction to Tobacco Cards to Introduction to Racing Press Kits, and that will run through at least 2020. Season 3 will premier in 2016. This year, I’ve had to take a few episodes off The Driver Suit Blog because they aren’t racing related, but I’m not going to do that next year. This is because all but one episode will be racing related, and the one that isn’t I’m covering in the next few weeks.

*On the subject of videos, I will be working on a few projects later this fall, and this winter. They aren’t driver suit related, but I’ve been wanting to do these for a while…I’m not going to say much else, but it should be fun.

*I’m also going to take my annual vacation to Tucson to see my family. I’ve got a few projects I’m going to work on during that trip, but I’ll discuss that later. I’m also going to fly for the first time in 10 years going home, and I can honestly say that I’m not looking forward to it. I’m taking Southwest, so it’s going to be…interesting.

*When it comes to my post season work, I’m going to push the Paint Scheme Leaderboard back to December, as it has been pointed out that I missed several schemes in my final analysis. Now none of these schemes that I missed last year would not have had a major change on the final standings, but I wasn’t as complete as I should have been. On the subject of paint schemes, I decided to stop doing NHRA and IndyCar, because, as I said above, there are simply not enough hours in the week to get the work done.

*I’m debating whether to bring Wheel Reviews back this winter. I enjoy doing Wheel Reviews, but it is incredibly time consuming, and a lot of work. I may do an episode or two during the off-season, but I haven’t decided anything as of yet.

*I’m also going to try using Twitter more often, but I can’t guarantee that will last.

*I may or may not change the aesthetics of The Driver Suit Blog, but nothing has been determined. I will be removing ads from The Driver Suit Blog starting in 2016.

I hope to get all the work done I need to before the end of the year for these projects. I’m looking forward to 2016, and I hope you are too.

My Thoughts on Labor Day

By David G. Firestone

Labor Day is a day to celebrate the worker. The workers love to celebrate by barbecuing. That’s how I spend my Labor Day, barbecue and the NHRA. Barbecuing and grilling brings us together, not just as a group of friends, or family, but as a culture. Everyone has their favorite kind of food to grill, burgers, steak, chicken, hot dogs, ribs, fish, veggies, and even pizza. Everyone has their favorite style of cooker, smoker, charcoal, wood-fired, or gas.

Along with grilled food, you need beer. Workers love beer. It doesn’t matter if you are into extra IPA, bock, Guinness, or macro beer, the one universal rule is that the beer has to be cold. The colder the better. The combo of cold beer, and hot, fire grilled meat can’t be beat on Labor Day! If you are into wine, or soda, same rule applies.

Do we do this ourselves? Absolutely not! We gather as a society, in back yards, and at parks. We gather at sporting events, or at the beach. We gather with friends, we gather with family, and we gather with co-workers! We put animosity aside for the day, and focus on enjoying the end of the summer. We play softball, and horseshoes.  We ride bikes, or hike.  We eat and play and enjoy the day.  We may have to go back to work tomorrow, but we enjoy the day today. However you spent your memorial day, I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did.