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2015 Paint Scheme Leaderboard Part 1-Chevy

By David G. Firestone

It’s that time of year, so, here we are again, ranking the Chevy paint schemes. The Executive Paint Scheme Ranking Committee, consisting of myself and my cat Alejandro have ranked all 24 of Chevy’s paint schemes. Alejandro was of little use, having found a catnip toy. Anyway, with no further ado, the Chevy Paint Scheme Leaderboard for 2015

1-FURNITURE ROW RACING #78-Rank Last Year:5^th of 25-Black matte with orange numbers works. The ovarian cancer theme is very justifiable, as Truex’s wife is dealing with ovarian cancer. The #78 has earned the top spot.

2-JTG DAUGHTERY RACING #47-Rank Last Year: 10^th of 25-A lot of great looks, but Bush’s kept them out of the top spot in Chevy.

3-HENDRICK MOTORSPORTS #24-Rank Last Year: 11th of 25-Jeff’s last season in NASCAR was one of his best looking. The Penn State Scheme kept Jeff from taking the top spot, but a solid season nonetheless.

4-STEWART-HAAS RACING #4-Rank Last Year:2^nd of 25-Kevin had a great season, though the disaster that is Hunt Brothers Pizza dragged his ranking from 2^nd, possibly first to Fourth in the Chevy Leaderboard.

5-PHIL PARSONS RACING/PREMIUM MOTORSPORTS #98-Rank Last Year: N/A-Due to the midseason switch, the #98 will be ranked in Chevy, Ford AND Toyota. Ran a lot of good schemes, except the Xyience scheme, and the modified scheme with sponsors.

6-PREMIUM MOTORSPORTS #62-Rank Last Year:N/A-Due to the midseason switch, the #98 will be ranked in Chevy, and Ford-A lot of solid schemes, though Vydrox and Low T Central were a bit too much.

7-HENDRICK MOTORSPORTS #25-Rank Last Year: N/A-Chase Elliott, who is taking over for Jeff Gordon in 2016, used the #25 to get some Cup experience. The NAPA scheme by itself is not bad, but the fauxback Bill Elliott scheme is a disaster.

8-CIRCLE SPORT RACING #33-Rank Last Year:16th of 25-Science Logic and Pinkwashing derailed what was otherwise a great looking year for Circle Sport.

9-HSCOTT MOTORSPORTS #51-Rank Last Year:5^th of 25-If the car is running a Brandt scheme it looks good, anything else looks terrible.

10-HILLMAN-SMITH MOTORSPORTS #40-Rank Last Year:14^th of 25-The schemes were all over the place this year, but this team has had a lot of good looks.

11-CHIP GANASSI RACING TEAM #42-Rank Last Year:8^th of 25-The plaid, Energizer, camo and Clorox sank them this season, otherwise they looked really good.

12-RICHARD CHILDRESS RACING #27-Rank Last Year:15^th of 25-Part of the problem of using a template is that it can backfire on you, and that is exactly what has happened here. The Menard’s template works well with some color schemes, but terribly with others. The Pittsburgh Paints scheme is horrible by itself.

13-RICHARD CHILDRESS RACING #33-Rank Last Year:16^th of 25-White Tail Lodge, Spongebob, and Kraft dragged down an otherwise great season.

14-HSCOTT MOTORSPORTS #46-Rank Last Year:N/A-A lot of good schemes and a lot of bad schemes is the story of the #46 season.

15-RICHARD CHILDRESS RACING #3-Rank Last Year:21^st of 25- Some great schemes, but the bad schemes dragged down the final grade.

16-CHIP GANASSI RACING TEAM #1-Rank Last Year:5^th of 25-McDonalds was either great or awful. Add a pinkwashing scheme, Bass Pro Shops, and Bad Boy Buggies, and they are ranked much lower than they should be.

17-HENDRICK MOTORSPORTS #5-Rank Last Year:23^rd of 25-When Kasey has a good scheme, it is still mediocre, and he didn’t have a great scheme all year.

18-HENDRICK MOTORSPORTS #48-Rank Last Year:1^st of 25-Completely changing their look dragged down Jimmie’s grade. On a separate note, I do think the yellow tribute numbers should stay, since they look better than the white numbers.

19-HENDRICK MOTORSPORTS #88-Rank Last Year:7^th of 25-With the exception of Dewshine, everything that Mountain Dew ran was average to awful. Nationwide is decent, but Halo was awful.

20-STEWART-HAAS RACING #14-Rank Last Year:19^th of 25-Not much change in terms of sponsors. In terms of car design, there were a lot of changes this year. But with the exception of Rush’s, they were all mediocre to awful.

21-TOMMY BALDWIN RACING #7-Rank Last Year: 20^th of 25-The car looks so much better without a sponsor on average, it isn’t even funny.

22-TEAM XTREME RACING #44-Rank Last Year:25^th of 25-Not even the addition of Golden Corral could save Team Xtreme Racing. I’m glad I don’t have to see that Phoenix Warehouse scheme anymore!

23-STEWART-HAAS RACING #10-Rank Last Year: 24^th of 25-Hideous design, awful color choices, and pinkwashing…need I say more?

24-PREMIUM MOTORSPORTS #66-Rank Last Year:N/A-Another example of when a car looks so much better without a sponsor on average, it isn’t even funny.

25-GERMAIN RACING #13-Rank Last Year:22^nd of 25- No redeeming schemes at all here.

26-STEWART-HAAS RACING #41-Rank Last Year:3^rd of 25-Due to the driver’s actions toward his then girlfriend at Dover, the #41 has earned the bottom ranking.

Next Week, We do The Ford Leaderboard… See you then!

2015 Driver Suit Blog Gift Guide

By David G. Firestone

It seems everyone is doing gift guides for the Holiday season. So, in honor of Black Friday, I figured I would get in on the action. We all have a racing fan we know, whether it be a coworker, friend, family member, neighbor, or whoever, and you might not know what to get them for the holidays. Racing fans are not that difficult to shop for as one might think, so here is a list of things ideal to give the racing fan in your life.

Racing tickets-The ideal gift for any racing fan is a ticket to see the race live in person. Plus, if said person lives with you, it gets them out of the house for a day, which is nice.

Anything, and I mean ANYTHING with their favorite driver’s name and/or number on it.-Let’s be honest, racing fans want anything that is branded with their favorite driver. I’m fully convinced that male fans will buy a dildo, if it has their driver’s number on it. Just make sure you get the right driver. You don’t want to give a Joey Logano fan a Matt Kenseth branded item…or vise versa. Also, WHY DOES NASCAR SELL ROMANTIC NOVELS?

A big screen tv-To watch racing on…obviously! Turn racing on, and the fans will watch, and you can go about your life without them.

Food delivery gift cards-Racing fans do not like leaving the house to get food, so give them the ability to eat without leaving the house.

Beer-Can’t watch racing without beer. Most racing fans aren’t sophisticated so when it comes to beer…the cheaper the better! Make sure they choose a designated driver first.

Bacon-Now if I really have to explain why this is a good gift, you probably should be reading Cosmo instead of this…

Red meat-See above.

BBQ Sauce-Goes on the red meat.

Potato chips or other snacks-To be eaten with pizza, bacon or red meat.

Soda-Used with beer to help wash down the pizza, bacon, or red meat

Maalox, Pepto Bismol, or any other antacid-A racing fan after pigging out on pizza, bacon, or red meat while watching a race is not pleasant to watch. Said fan is even worse to deal with after the fact, so this should help.

Air freshener-See above.

Follow this easy guide, and the racing fan in your life will be happy!

NASCAR Napkin RIngs Part 2

By David G. Firestone

I’ve talked about NASCAR banquet rings before. They just fascinate me. I’ve understood the significance of championship rings, who doesn’t. But I’ve never seen these kinds of rings before, where they were enlarged, and used at the banquet as napkin rings until I came across these NASCAR example. With the exception of a Jeff Burton example, they are all Joe Gibbs #18. I’ve come to learn recently, that Interstate Batteries was the group behind these. We’ll get to that in a minute.

At the end of every season, there are banquets, one for all the drivers and teams, as well as ones for individual teams hosted by sponsors or teams. At Joe Gibbs Racing, these napkin rings were given out to crew members and their families as a thank you. Every ring represents a race win. I’ve covered the Daytona 500, Mello Yello 400, and Coca Cola 600 rings before, but I have a couple of copies of these rings, so I will move on.

I also have an example from the 1995 Miller Genuine Draft 500, which took place at Michigan International Speedway, which Labonte won. That took place on June 18, 1995. On August 20, 1995, Labonte returned to Michigan and won the GM Goodwrench Dealer 400 that same year. This ring, same design as the other two rings that season, but with green around the front 18 instead of red.

In 1997, Texas Motor Speedway hosted their first race, the Interstate Batteries 500. The event saw Dale Jarrett on the pole and Jeff Burton winning the race. This proves my theory that Interstate Batteries was behind the rings. This pewter ring was prepared for the race. I haven’t been able to figure out if this is was used at a banquet, or was sold in the gift shop. But it’s nearly identical design and style is hard to ignore. Since Interstate Batteries was doing this for Joe Gibbs racing before this race, and then this ring was made for that race, there is no doubt in my mind that Interstate Batteries was the driving force behind that.

Above and beyond that, it makes sense that Jeff Burton’s team would do that, since at that time, they were sponsored by Exide Batteries, a competitor to Interstate. Exide had to have found out what Interstate was doing, and once Jeff Burton began winning races, Exide decided to join in the fun. It would also explain why there don’t seem to be any examples of any other teams making these rings besides Joe Gibbs Racing, and Roush Racing.

Ok, now with that out of the way, let’s stay in 1997, and look at a new design that Bobby Labonte’s team was given. The 1997 Napa 500 at Atlanta was the season finale. Jeff Gordon won the championship over Dale Jarrett by 14 points. Bobby Labonte won the race. It’s the same design as the other rings, except it is made of pewter. The material change is very evident in that it shows scratches and more chips than their brass counterparts.

Pewter didn’t last too long, and they switched back to brass by 1999. By 1999, the rings were redesigned as well. The driver profile hasn’t changed, but on the other side, a new logo design takes over the car logo. The crest of the ring has a bigger #18 and a glaze around it, instead of a cheap enamel.

The silver color returned in 2000, which culminated in Bobby Labonte winning the NASCAR Winston Cup Championship over Dale Earnhardt. One of the four races he won was the 2000 Dura Lube / Kmart 400 at Rockingham. This brand new design was prepared. A new #18 panel was designed, with the sponsor panel unchanged. The crest has been redesigned with car color on the stone area, and bigger lettering on the front.

Next week, It’s that time of year again,we delve into the Paint Schemies…See you then.

The Tools Of The Trade

By David G. Firestone

Last week, I discussed one of the most important tools in auto racing, the steering wheel. This week, we are going to look at minor tools that help one of the other major tools in auto racing. We are going to look at parts of the engine. The engine of a race car is like the mechanism of a Rolex watch, in that all of these intricately designed pieces, each with a very specific function come together, and interact with each other to propel a car from 0 to 300 MPH in a matter of seconds.

Let’s focus on NHRA nitromethane engines. These are some of the most powerful engines in auto racing. These 10,000 horsepower engines require $5,000 worth of parts for one single run. Some parts can be used for more than one run, but for the most part, moving parts are used for only one run. The most well-known moving part is the piston. Each piston, generates 1,250 horsepower, and is in a sleeve, which is placed in the engine, and attached to the crank shaft. Often, the piston head, and the piston shaft have been removed from each other before being sold to collectors. This head is from and signed by Brandon Bernstein, and this shaft was used and autographed by Bob Vandergriff.

Pistons in an engine need things to function. An example are valves, and valve springs. The valves move in conjunction with the movement of the pistons. One set introduces fuel and air into the engine, and the other set removes exhaust from the engine. These examples are from Bob Tasca’s funny car.

Valve springs help the opening and closing of the valves at the speed the engine requires. These are three examples, one from Cruz Pedregon, and two from Paul Lee.

On the subject of Paul Lee, these are what are known as manifold burst panels. These are specifically design to burst when the pressure in the manifold gets too high. They are meant to sacrifice themselves to save the engine.

I also have this head gasket from Paul Lee. NHRA engines are sealed systems, under a lot of pressure and heat. Expansion of engine parts will occur, and copper head gaskets are used to keep the seal intact. They will expand with the rest of the engine. This is an example Paul Lee’s funny car. It is bent, and shows staining from race wear.

I’ve discussed the importance of spark plugs, and their prevelance in the auto racing memorabilia market before, so I won’t go into that again. I will show one of TJ Zizzo’s race-used spark plugs, which he managed to autograph. Given the size of the plug, that isn’t easy to sign.

In keeping with the tool theme, next week, we will look at a helmet worn by the driver’s closest group…the pit crew. Stay tuned!

One of the Most Important Tools At A Driver’s Disposal

By David G. Firestone

NASCAR teams give drivers a number of tools to help get their cars to victory lane. One of the most important is the steering wheel. Having a car that can go 200 miles per hour is great, but if you can’t control it, what good is it? The driver has control over almost every aspect of the steering wheel. Drivers will insist on the size of the steering wheel, and where the buttons are placed on it. Race car drivers are control freaks, and this is no other part of the car that is as important for control as the steering wheel.

Brian Vickers will go down in NASCAR history as one of those drivers who had a lot of talent, a lot of potential, but who never lived up to that potential. He was hired by Hendrick Motorsports in 2003 to replace Ricky Hendrick as a driver in the Xfinity Series. He would win 3 races in the Xfinity Series in 2003, and won the Championship that season. He would go on to race in the Sprint Cup, winning three races, the controversial 2006 UAW 500, where he spun out Jimmie Johnson and Dale Earnhradt Jr.. The 2009 Carfax 400 at Michigan was his second win, this one for Red Bull Racing. His final win came at the 2013 Camping World RV Sales 301 at Loudon.

Sadly, his career has been derailed by health issues. He missed a lot of races in recent years because of blood clot issues, as well as having surgery to repair a hole in his heart. Sadly, this appears to be the deathnail in his career, as he does not appear to be able to race anymore, at least not a full season. This steering wheel was used during Brian Vickers’ Hendrick Motorsports days.The wheel itself is not much bigger than a regular car steering wheel. It has a large pad at the center, which Vickers has autographed, albeit upside down. Inside is a gel, with padding beneath that. The pad is made by Mattec Racing Products who just went out of business recently. Vickers wrote “Future Nextel Cup Champion under his name. That would narrow the time the wheel was used from 2004 to 2007, since it is impossible to tell if this was used in either Xfinity Seires racing or Nextel Cup Racing. The Nextel Cup became the Sprint Cup in 2008.

The wheel has two holes drilled into the spokes. A serial number, 2547, is drilled on the reverse side of the right spoke. These holes are used to facilitate the addition of radio buttons, and other buttons that are added on to the wheel. This allows communication easily, without removing hands from the wheel.

The wheel is made in two parts. The wheel itself is made by Schroder, which is a California-based company that focuses on auto racing steering products. The quick-release mechanism on the back of the wheel is made by Sweet Manufacturing, a Kalamazoo, Michigan based company. Again this does not surprise me, as this combination would meet Vickers’ standards. Quick-release mechanisms are used in auto racing, as space is at a premium, and the wheel is often very close to the driver’s body. It is removed when the driver is getting out of the car.

One other detail that needs to be addressed is that the very top center of the steering wheel padding has the remnants of tape visible. The tape is place such that when the car is going straight, the tape is perfectly vertical. This is an important tool for drivers, as it can tell them if there are steering or suspension issues in the car. The outline is very hard to see, but can be seen.

Though the steering wheel is one of the most important tools a driver has, they have many other tools, some of which we will examine next week.

Savagery and Speed At Its Finest

By David G. Firestone

Drag racing is one of the most intense forms of drag racing. Two cars with 10,000 horsepower engines line up at a starting line, move into position, and then blast off, going from 0 to 300 miles per hour in just under 4 seconds. After each run, the engine is dismantled, most of the moving parts are replaced, and the engine is rebuilt, and tested before the next run.

When the race is on, a thousand things can go wrong with the car, especially the engine. One of the most common pieces of equipment to go wrong is with pistons. Top fuel and funny car pistons generate 1,250 horsepower each. If they aren’t aligned right, aren’t lubricated enough, or something is wrong, that can cost the driver a win or even a championship. This example is a piston head used and autographed by Brandon Bernstein.It was only used for one run, but shows some light use, and is in good condition. Now let’s look at an interesting Del Worsham piston from 2002.The story behind this piston is interesting. At the 2002 Checker Schuck’s Kragen Nationals at Firebird International Raceway, Del Worsham beat John Force in the final. Worsham temporarily denied Force his 100th event win. This mangled piston wrecked the engine block during that run. The piston chewed the block and itself up during that final run. Part of the piston arm is still wedged inside the piston, and one side is almost completely gone. Now let’s take a side-by-side look at a piston that worked well, and a piston that destroyed the engine. Savagery and speed are one in the same. This kind of wear happens a lot on NHRA cars, and we will look at some more parts next week.

A Great Pair Of Boots Never Goes Out Of Style

By David G. Firestone

The NHRA Mello Yello Drag Racing Series is renowed for their diversity in drivers. Such is the diversity that African-American, Hispanic-American, Middle Eastern, Asian, Jewish and Women have all had success in the top levels of the NHRA. When it comes to Hispanic drivers, one immediately thinks of Cruz and Tony Pedregon.

Cruz started in Top Fuel in 1991, and moved to Funny Car in 1992, winning the Championship, being the only driver to beat John Force for a championship in the 1990’s. Tony followed suit in 1993, but didn’t win his first Championship until 2003. They both ran the full schedule in 1998, Tony won 2 events, one at Texas, the other at Denver. During that season, he wore these Simpson Holeshot drag boots.These boots are unlike most racing shoes because they are designed to cover both the shoe, and the end of the leg of the driver suit. Why would funny car drivers wear such boots? Well, to answer that, let’s look at the design of the inside of a funny car. This is a Ron Capps diecast, but it shows how the car is set up. The driver sits almost on top of the rear axle, with the 10,000 horsepower engine, and nitromethane fuel tank directly in front. Should there be an engine explosion, which isn’t uncommon, the fire would blow back into the driver. There are firewalls in place, but those can’t always be counted on to protect the driver from the full effects of fire in the time it takes to get a funny car stops. That’s where these boots come in. They will give that little extra bit of help to the driver in exiting the car.

They are rated 15, not bad for 1998 standards, but would have a 20 rating in 2015. Both boots have been signed by Pedregon and he added the inscription “’98.” Both have Simpson warranty tags, and the right boot has an SFI tag 3/3 tag. To understand the degree of protection drag racing requires from driver uniforms, you need to understand the rating. NASCAR suits, both driver and pit crew have an SFI rating of 5, which means that they will protect the wearer from 2^nd degree burns for 10 seconds. NHRA top fuel, funny car, top alcohol dragster, and top alcohol funny car have ratings of 20, which means that the suit will protect the wearer from 2^nd degree burns for 40 seconds.

It’s amazing the risk that drag racers take. It’s also amazing the amount of damage a mistake in the engine can cause, and we will examine that much closer next week.

A Perfect Example of An Early Racing Helmet

By David G. Firestone

Across the whole of sports, the helmet has experienced a lot of design upgrades. Nowhere is this more evident than in auto racing. In the early days of racing, many drivers were happy to wear a leather helmet, similar to early football helmets. After WWII, the flack helmet took over as the primary design. As time went on, the motorcycle helmet became the standard, and after many design upgrades, began to resemble the current racing helmet, which will be improved in the future.

One variation of racing helmet from the early days was a helmet that looked like a baseball batting helmet. This example was used by a driver who raced at Stafford Speedway in Stafford Springs, Connecticut.It comes with a photo of the driver who raced in the helmet, in his modified car. It looks like it was take in the late 1960’s to early 1970’s, probably before the track started holding NASCAR events.

The helmet shows a lot of wear, and some water damage. The insides are leaking the old padding that is present. It has dog ears and straps, to provide a snug fit and extra protection. The helmet and car are number 168, and are in a green and white color scheme. The mold from the water damage is present on the helmet, and on the photo.

The independent driver makes auto racing what it is. Examples like this are reasons why. His name might have been lost to history, but his spirit lives on in the future drivers in auto racing. Next week, we take a look at some boots…

Lottery Ticket Design Was Awesome Back In The Day!

By David G. Firestone

I’m gonna go off topic today. When I wrote about the Lottery Ball back in July, I mentioned that “The history of the lottery in the United States dates back to the 1600’s, while Europe was colonizing North America. Many colonies saw gambling as harmless fun, but as English investors waned to profit from the New World, this changed quickly. As time went on, each of the 13 original colonies had a lottery system in place to help fund the colonies. It became a civic duty to play the lottery. Recessions, scandals, and corruption had almost eliminated the lottery in the United States by 1868.”

How these lotteries worked was much the same way as today. Tickets were sold with official stamps and endorsements and the proceeds would go to a certain charity, or group that needed funding. These tickets could be very lucrative, as the prizes, when adjusted for inflation, were quite good. A perfect example are these three lottery tickets from the Maryland Consolidated Lotteries for the benefit of the Patapsco Female Institute which was in Ellicott City, Howard County, Maryland. All three tickets are from December 6, 1858.

One ticket is for one quarter, another for one half and the third for a full ticket. If one of these tickets was a winner and the winning amount was $10,000($269,586.38), the full ticket would bring the whole amount. For the half ticket, the winner would get $5,000($134,793.19). The quarter ticket would bring $2,500($67396.60). Each ticket has a Maryland State revenue stamp on it (not an actual paper stamp, but ink stamped). The half ticket has a little dent on the right. All three are in excellent condition. Real treasures of Maryland history. Like most of the early lottery tickets from Maryland, they shows Baltimore on them.

Looking at the designs, you can’t help but be impressed with the design. These are from 1858, the designs look impressive, and are even more impressive considering how much work had to go into something that seems so mundane. Even the rubber stamp designs look good, considering the era. I can’t help but be awed by the amount of work that went into them.

This is the full ticket: This is the half ticket: This is the quarter ticket:

I love vintage design, not just in race cars, but in a lot of things. Money, baseball cards, sports tickets, book and magazine covers, and sports programs just don’t look as good as they did back in the day. That’s why I love good throwback scheme.

Bill Stroppe, A Legend In Off Road Racing

By David G. Firestone

Most racing fans don’t know the name Bill Stroppe, but they should. Stroppe was a long time builder in various forms of racing, including NASCAR and SCORE. Stroppe’s cars have won 5 races from 1957 to 1967, including Parnelli Jones’ last win at Riverside in 1967. He turned his attention to off-road racing in 1965, when Ford released the Bronco. He took to the sport instantly, and become one of the most respected builders in the sport.

He was also a driver, who won the 1971 Baja NORRA Mexican 1000 in the Big Oly Bronco. Stroppe also built trucks for clients, including George Harrison, Larry Minor, Rodney Hall, James Garner, Walker Evans, Steve McQueen, Ted Nugent, Mexico’s President Lopez Mateos, and worked on the Presidential Ford Bronco at the Western White House. By the 1980’s he stared to put together a top shelf Ford racing team under the Bill Stroppe Motorsports banner. This team was part of a larger group of Fords known as “The Rough Riders Off-Road Racing Team.” There were a lot of drivers who raced, Stroppe had a number of drivers. The Rough Riders were one of the best teams in off-road racing, especially desert racing.

One of these drivers wore this helmet in or after 1992 while driving truck #712. This Simpson helmet shows tremendous use, and has a Velcro modification I have never seen before. There are large FORD logs on either side, and the 712 cross design is very visible on the back and top. The visor is held in place with a piece of Velcro, and and has BILL STROPPE MOTORSPORTS added in stick on lettering. The microphone equipment is still present. Sadly, The Rough Riders bit the dust in 1995, and Bill Stroppe died the same year. But they were dominant, and they were a great group of drivers. They are missed, and will forever be missed.